America’s Oligarchs—Step Right Up to the Carnival of Corruption!
Let’s talk about the real American pastime: getting screwed by the folks who own everything. You know, the oligarchs—those gold-plated grifters with their private planes, and that smug little grin that says, “I just bought your future, and I got it wholesale.” These people don’t just play the game—they own the board, the dice, and the rulebook.
Papa Mike
1/5/20252 min read
And if you’re wondering where you fit in, you don’t. You’re the token they flick off the table when the waiter brings their second bottle of thousand-dollar scotch.
And they think they’re clever. They don’t just hoard money; they hoard power. They’ve got politicians on speed dial, writing laws over lobster bisque and laughing about how they’ll sell it to you as “freedom.” They’ve got entire news networks to gaslight you into believing that rising inequality is just your failure to hustle harder. Meanwhile, you’re sitting at home with a calculator, wondering if you can afford both rent and food this month.
And here’s the kicker—they want you to feel helpless. That’s the magic trick, folks. They wave their hands, distract you with culture wars and celebrity gossip bullshit, and poof!
But here’s the thing about magic tricks: they only work if the audience stays quiet. So, stop being polite and get loud! The oligarchs might have the money, but we’ve got the numbers.
So, what do you do? First, quit playing their game. Stop buying the crap they sell, whether it’s their overpriced gadgets or their watered-down version of “democracy.” Use your voice. And I don’t mean a polite little golf clap; I mean scream your damn head off until their ivory towers start shaking. Vote like it’s a demolition derby—ram their rigged system until it flips over.
And for crying out loud, hold politicians accountable. Treat them like rental cars: run ‘em hard, make ‘em earn every mile, and dump them if they start steering for the oligarchs instead of the people. Don’t give these clowns an inch, because they’ll take the whole damn circus.
Remember, the oligarchs are only scary because they’ve tricked you into thinking they’re untouchable. They’re not. They’re just rich jerks in suits, praying you don’t figure out that you outnumber them a million to one. So, Raise hell (the good kind😉) get angry, and get loud. It’s time to roll up our sleeves, and get to work ✊✌️